Cerberus Improvements on the Horizon
Posted by Keishi on August 08 2009 20:43:05
After the unexpected change in leadership of Cerberus Corporation, the press called for clarification on the matter. The Anzatan Commonwealth duly obliged, and Administrator Azarin Isard released the following statement.
“Some have been wondering as to the nature of Zack Arsono’s replacement as leader. My good friend has been overworked and his limited free time is being taken up to deal with several personal issues, and I felt obliged to assist in his hour of need. I will be taking the role of Administrator, while Zack will be my Adjutant Administrator, until situations improve, upon which time I will be pleased to give him back the reins.
Portrait of Administrator Isard
“I am proud to be the head of such a fine organisation such as Cerberus Corporation, and I will do my best to ensure we continue to provide some of the best, most reliable, droids this galaxy has ever seen. In my short time here I have already begun initiatives in order to increase efficiency, productivity, and profit. As part of this, it is my unfortunate duty to first announce that sales are temporarily closed, second our prices will be increasing to match the true value of our excellent droids, and third delivery will no longer be offered. I apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.
"There is however, a silver lining. I am proud to announce we have embarked on a recruitment drive, which is already proving fruitful. I am hopeful these additional staff will ensure that we maintain high levels of output and customer service once we reopen sales.
“The reason for these drastic changes is to enable us to cope with the massive demand for our high quality and grossly under priced services. I intend to clear our backlog and have all orders up to date before we take any further orders. I apologise to our customers who have been kept waiting, and would like to assure them everything is being done to produce their goods in a timely manner. I myself have begun preparations to travel, and will be overseeing the production personally in order to ensure your orders are of the high quality you have come to expect from us.
“I hope this clears up any questions you may have had, any further enquiries can be directed to me personally. Thank you for your time.”
The press have as of yet to respond to this statement, but economists are predicting the market value of Cerberus Corporation’s droids such as the Battle Droid to greatly increase.